So, I started developing some red and tender skin below my lower lip. I'm thinking, WTF, herpes? I never had herpes before (that I know of). Wait, Aunt Ethel kissed me a few weeks ago; does she have secret life of being a dirty slut? Naw.
But then the redness starts creeping down my chin. After a few weeks my chin is red and dry with a few small pustuals. Uh oh! I start thinking I got herpes X-45 (the type that melts the porcelain off urinals), or maybe I got mouth cancer, or maybe some other disease that is coming on related to my dumb (and fun) behavior from my youth. Even the inside of my mouth feels strange.
Then calm sets in and I become a medical detective. I change soaps, avoid spicy food, apply balms and salves, get additional sun, avoid sun,and moisturize. Nothing works.
Yesterday while brushing my teeth I get this great idea -- I read the label on the toothpaste tube. It says, "If irriatation occurs or persists, discontinue use." Eureka!!! I right away switch toothpaste and now I am regaining my youthful beauty -- as we speak.
Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product.
> So, I started developing some red and tender skin below my lower lip. > I'm thinking, WTF, herpes? I never had herpes before (that I know of). > Wait, Aunt Ethel kissed me a few weeks ago; does she have secret life > of being a dirty slut? Naw.
> But then the redness starts creeping down my chin. After a few weeks > my chin is red and dry with a few small pustuals. Uh oh! I start > thinking I got herpes X-45 (the type that melts the porcelain off > urinals), or maybe I got mouth cancer, or maybe some other disease > that is coming on related to my dumb (and fun) behavior from my youth. > Even the inside of my mouth feels strange.
> Then calm sets in and I become a medical detective. I change soaps, > avoid spicy food, apply balms and salves, get additional sun, avoid > sun,and moisturize. Nothing works.
> Yesterday while brushing my teeth I get this great idea -- I read the > label on the toothpaste tube. It says, "If irriatation occurs or > persists, discontinue use." Eureka!!! I right away switch toothpaste > and now I am regaining my youthful beauty -- as we speak.
> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the > directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign as > toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product.
Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
On Nov 4, 3:35 pm, "Rod Speed" <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote:
> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it overflows and falls out.
Or you could be wrong, as in this case. This is the brand of toothpaste I've been buying for some time.
>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what the >warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected side-effects >could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this case), besides I >have so much info in my brain, sometimes it overflows and falls out.
> Or you could be wrong, as in this case. This is the brand of >toothpaste I've been buying for some time.
> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the directions >>> to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign as toothpaste; >>> read the label each and every time you use a product. >> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead. > You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what > the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected side-effects > could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this case), besides I > have so much info in my brain, sometimes it overflows and falls out.
Have you tried corks in your ears ?
> Or you could be wrong, as in this case.
I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it.
> This is the brand of toothpaste I've been buying for some time.
And if you read the label whenever you start on a new tube, even you should notice the change in the text even if its the same brand every time.
<rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote: >Mrs Irish Mike wrote >> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote
>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the directions >>>> to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign as toothpaste; >>>> read the label each and every time you use a product.
>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what >> the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected side-effects >> could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this case), besides I >> have so much info in my brain, sometimes it overflows and falls out.
>Have you tried corks in your ears ?
>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case.
>I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it.
You're NEVER wrong????? Do you remember posting this Tue, 13 Oct 2009 11:36:29 +1100:
Surely you must realise that someone who has shacked up with someone else for years has more rights than that in plenty of US jurisdictions
And the OP's answer was: ....Anyway, the bum is moving out, so apparently the lawyer told him he didn't have any right to stay. He is moving his things out as we speak.......
> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the >>>>> directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign >>>>> as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product. >>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what >>> the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected >>> side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this >>> case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it >>> overflows and falls out. >> Have you tried corks in your ears ? >>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case. >> I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it. > You're NEVER wrong?????
That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
<rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote: >« Jeem » wrote >> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote
>>>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the >>>>>> directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign >>>>>> as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product.
>>>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>>>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what >>>> the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected >>>> side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this >>>> case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it >>>> overflows and falls out.
>>> Have you tried corks in your ears ?
>>>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case.
>>> I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it.
>> You're NEVER wrong?????
>That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the >ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
OK. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that were joking. Normally when someone is joking, they try to make it known by following the phrase with LOL, LMAO, (joke), etc. to avoid any misinterpretation by the reader.
> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >> « Jeem » wrote >>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the >>>>>>> directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign >>>>>>> as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product. >>>>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>>>>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what >>>>> the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected >>>>> side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this >>>>> case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it >>>>> overflows and falls out. >>>> Have you tried corks in your ears ? >>>>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case. >>>> I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it. >>> You're NEVER wrong????? >> That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the >> ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids. > OK. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that were joking. > Normally when someone is joking, they try to make it > known by following the phrase with LOL, LMAO, (joke), > etc. to avoid any misinterpretation by the reader.
The comment about the corks in the ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
>>> That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the >>> ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
>> OK. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that were joking. >> Normally when someone is joking, they try to make it >> known by following the phrase with LOL, LMAO, (joke), >> etc. to avoid any misinterpretation by the reader.
> The comment about the corks in the ears should > have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
The above criticism direct from the mouth of the "Fuck-Vader"
<rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote: >« Jeem » wrote >> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>> « Jeem » wrote >>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote
>>>>>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it the >>>>>>>> directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as benign >>>>>>>> as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a product.
>>>>>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a new one instead.
>>>>>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember what >>>>>> the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected >>>>>> side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this >>>>>> case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it >>>>>> overflows and falls out.
>>>>> Have you tried corks in your ears ?
>>>>>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case.
>>>>> I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it.
>>>> You're NEVER wrong?????
>>> That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the >>> ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
>> OK. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that were joking. >> Normally when someone is joking, they try to make it >> known by following the phrase with LOL, LMAO, (joke), >> etc. to avoid any misinterpretation by the reader.
>The comment about the corks in the ears should >have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
« Jeem » wrote: > On Fri, 6 Nov 2009 13:42:47 +1100, "Rod Speed" > <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote:
>> « Jeem » wrote >>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>> « Jeem » wrote >>>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote >>>>>>> Rod Speed <rod.speed....@gmail.com> wrote >>>>>>>> Mrs Irish Mike wrote
>>>>>>>>> Lesson learned; Always read labels. It doesn't matter if it >>>>>>>>> the directions to a homemade bomb making kit, or something as >>>>>>>>> benign >>>>>>>>> as toothpaste; read the label each and every time you use a >>>>>>>>> product.
>>>>>>>> Makes more sense to read the label each time you start on a >>>>>>>> new one instead.
>>>>>>> You, could be right, but that would mean I'd have to remember >>>>>>> what the warnings were for long periods of time as unexpected >>>>>>> side-effects could take a peroid of time to manifest (as in this >>>>>>> case), besides I have so much info in my brain, sometimes it >>>>>>> overflows and falls out.
>>>>>> Have you tried corks in your ears ?
>>>>>>> Or you could be wrong, as in this case.
>>>>>> I'm NEVER wrong, and dont you forget it.
>>>>> You're NEVER wrong?????
>>>> That was a joke, fuckwit. The comment about the corks in the >>>> ears should have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
>>> OK. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that were joking. >>> Normally when someone is joking, they try to make it >>> known by following the phrase with LOL, LMAO, (joke), >>> etc. to avoid any misinterpretation by the reader.
>> The comment about the corks in the ears should >> have hinted at that even for the terminal stupids.
> I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? OMFG!
Never ever could bullshit its way out of a wet paper bag. HYTR!!
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